Try Not to Cry Challenge

Transcript:

Chuck: What up guys? It’s Chuck the Dump Truck!

Rowdy: And Rowdy the Garbage Truck!

Chuck: And today, we’re going to do the try not to cry challenge!

Rowdy: The rules are simple, We have do something to make the other person cry. if you make the person cry, you win!

Rowdy: For Round 1, I’m going to read the famously sad song: Cats in the Cradle. *clears throat* A child was born just the other day. He came into the world, the usual way.

Chuck: Well that’s nice and all Rowdy, but see if you can watch THIS without crying!

* Chuck turns on the TV* and a commercial about homeless Rocks comes on*

Chorus: Baby Rocks without mommies.

Rowdy: Oh dear.

Voiceover: Each day you don’t adopt a rock, is another day without a mommy for a rock like this, and this, and this. *clips of rocks are shown* We even have this baby Crane Truck, who thinks he’s a rock.

Rowdy: OK, turn it off!

Chuck: Why?

Rowdy: Because if you don’t, I’m gonna- *Loud Weeping*

Chuck: Alright! Round one goes to the dump truck!

Rowdy: Stop gloating and hand me the tissues already! *Chuck hands Rowdy the tissues*

Chuck: Time for Round 2!

Rowdy: I’ve prepared something! It is a super sad scene from the Titanic, and it will make you cry so hard!

Chuck: Yeah, I just brought this same commercial again.

Chorus: Baby Rocks without mommies.

Rowdy: H-Hey! That’s not fair to bring the- *loud weeping*

Chuck: Tissue?

Rowdy: THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Chuck: I can’t believe it! I’m gonna win every round!

Rowdy: Look at the baby Crane Truck! He thinks he’s a rock! He’s such a stupid little baby crane truck. *cries*

Chuck: Time for Round 3! It’s now worth triple points!

Rowdy: Okay, I’m game!

Chuck: Round 3 will now commence!

Rowdy: I brought my violin! Prepare for the most tear reducing rendition of Greensleeves you’ve ever laid your nonexistent ears upon.

Chuck: Yeah, Here’s that same commercial again.

Chorus: Baby Rocks-

Rowdy: *immediately cries*

Chuck: Tissue?

Rowley: NO! Hand me the phone! *grabs phone* Hello? Rock Adoption Agency? I’ll take ’em! I’ll take ‘em all! Yes, even the baby crane truck! ESPECIALLY THE BABY CRANE TRUCK! *cries*

Chuck: Well, I guess I won the Try Not to Cry Challenge, but either way, you won too!

Rowdy: That’s true! Today, Rowdy discovered his purpose in life: To be a mother.

* The Rocks and the Baby Crane Truck come and surround Rowdy*

Rowdy: That’s it! Come here my children! Come to me! OH, I’M SO HAPPY! *sobbing*

Chuck: Oh wow! I just remembered something!

Rowdy: What’s that?

Chuck: I’m allergic to rock dander.

Rowdy: You’re allergic to rocks?

Chuck: I am! *cries and Rowdy joins in* We should call our moms!

Rowdy: *calls his mom* Mom, I love you so much! *sobs*